Oh Dear, There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Ocean! - popularmechanics.com
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There are bigger things to worry about than having a hole in the bottom of the ocean. Why don't you listen to the following sermon by Rev. David Park:
The text for this sermon is Matthew 13:49: "So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the just..."
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How about listening to these two sermons:
Serious Preaching in a Comedy Culture, by Dr. David P. Murray
The text for this sermon is 1 Corinthians 5:10,11 (Audio): "For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that everyone may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad. Knowing, therefore, the terror of the Lord, we persuade men..."
Our Nation Laid in God's Balance, by Dr. Joel Beeke
The text for this sermon is Jeremiah 9:9: "Shall I not visit them for these things? saith the LORD: shall not my soul be avenged on such a nation as this?"